Thursday, July 30, 2009

The ventriloquist?

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little **** on your knee."



The ventriloquist?

blonds are so dumb lol



The ventriloquist?

LMAO!!!!! thats so funny!!! hahahahah!!!!



The ventriloquist?

This isn't a question. Hurray!! Two points to me for answering the non-question.



The ventriloquist?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA funny



The ventriloquist?

thanks for the laugh!



The ventriloquist?

10/10 VERY AMUSING.



The ventriloquist?

Okay I liked it at the beginning but the last line I hated it I was almost going to give you a star.



The ventriloquist?

made me laugh



The ventriloquist?

LOL that is so funny! thanks for the laugh ha ha ha aha ha



The ventriloquist?

lol! Funny! Ha Ha! 10!



The ventriloquist?

hahahaha. good stuff. lol.



The ventriloquist?

OMG thats funny



The ventriloquist?

booo you suck!!!!!!!!



not funny at all

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