Thursday, July 30, 2009

Oh no..not another blonde joke !?

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: 'I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!' The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, 'You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!'



Oh no..not another blonde joke !?

PMSL ...CLASSIC !



Oh no..not another blonde joke !?

LoL! Now I see why the Blonde jokes exist...



Oh no..not another blonde joke !?

LMAO! about an 8 ! Definitely will send this to my blond ex !



Oh no..not another blonde joke !?

you got that from playboy



Oh no..not another blonde joke !?

good one!



Oh no..not another blonde joke !?

Ha Ha good one -- did you hear about the blond engineer?...



Aussie engineers Wayne and Shayne are standing at the base of a flagpole gazing up. a blond woman walks by and asks the guys



"what are you doing?"



"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole." says Shayne



"but we don't have a ladder."



The blond dives into her purse and takes out a wrench, loosens a few bolts and proceeds to lay the pole on the ground. next she pulls out a tape measure from her pocket takes a measurement and announces,



"five meters"



she then turns and walks away.



Wayne shakes his head and laugh.



" ain't that just like a blond, Shayne. we ask her for the height of the pole and she gives us the flaming length, typical."



Oh no..not another blonde joke !?

Lol...and she wonders why people dont respect blondes...



Oh no..not another blonde joke !?

That was very funny. Keep them coming, lmao.



Oh no..not another blonde joke !?

*laughs hystaricly* Im blonde BUT my I.Q's 153. HA



Oh no..not another blonde joke !?

lmfnao thats funny right there!!!lol and blondes wonder y blonde jokes still exist!!!!! lol



Oh no..not another blonde joke !?

haha. that's awesome :P



Oh no..not another blonde joke !?

I'll bet that's the same blonde that was at her brunette's friend's house when the brunette received a dozen roses from her boyfriend.



Her friend declared, "I hate getting roses on a Friday night. Now I'll have to lay on my back with my legs up in the air all weekend."



The blonde replied, "Don't you have any vases?"



Oh no..not another blonde joke !?

Ha! See, I can take a blonde joke.



Oh no..not another blonde joke !?

Did you hear about the blonde that found out her husband had been cheating on her? She took a gun to her head to kill herself, her husband looked at her and laughed, she said "I don't know what you're laughing at, you're next!"



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