A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting:
"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humour!"
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''
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This one is funny and I am a blonde.
Thanks,
Beverly S.
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Funny. I have to keep this one in mind to tell my blond friends.
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well blondes do tend to think that if they act dumb and sweet theyll get wot they want trust me i know i am a "dumb blond" but i know wot im doing he he
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Funny one!
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a smart blonde(which do not exist)
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oh boy :smh:
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Ha, HA, Ha - Thats fantastic. I will have to tell my blonde fiance.
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classic. you've just described some of my co-workers
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lol that is so funny, got any more?
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i heard that joke on the tonight show wit jay leno
some guest named spencer said it
hes in the santa clause 3
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ha ha! good one!
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why did he try to intervene annyway ?
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I've heard it before. but it still is funny every time I hear it.
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thats good it had me going thinking that the blond was going to play a joke on him but i wasnt expecting that lol awesome joke
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that is so funny!
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ahh yeah
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funny, but half my friends wouldn't get it (they are blondes). i just went to canada with my friend, and she is a brunette with blonde high-lights. we had just crossed the border, and we were shopping. she was really happy, so she said "I love Canadia". I think her high-lights went to her head.
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ROFLOL!!!
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I've already heard it but it's funny,a little,I have dirty blonde hair and my sisters pick on my all the time(they're brunnettes,all 3 of them)But I get all the jokes and I'm not dito and all,but I like the one about the car and Wal-mart%26lt;LOL it's funny!!!!!
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Sounds like she had a kneejerk reaction!!!!
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lol!
thats funny
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ROFLOL!!! at last someone made me laugh 閳?br>The blonde that fought back !?
I once told a blond gal that while shopping in a big department store, an escalator I was riding on stopped due to a power failure and I was stuck on it for four hours. All of us on it were fed and allowed to go to the bathroom... she believed me..
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That's brilliant!
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like it ...lol
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lol nice one!
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oh dear
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