Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Great Dumb Blonde Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little **** on your knee."



Great Dumb Blonde Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

dumb yes, great no



Great Dumb Blonde Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!



Great Dumb Blonde Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

hehe....



Great Dumb Blonde Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

I hate to say it but that was funny although I heard it originally years ago.



Great Dumb Blonde Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

LOL....



Great Dumb Blonde Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

lol...great joke..



Great Dumb Blonde Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

that one should be worth 2 points to both of us.



Great Dumb Blonde Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

HEARD IT BEFORE, KIND OF OLD.



Great Dumb Blonde Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Now that's funny.



Great Dumb Blonde Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

very very very very very very very very very very very funny



Great Dumb Blonde Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

I've heard this one many a time before, I didn't think it was funny then and I don't think it's funny now.



Great Dumb Blonde Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

NOT BAD!!!!!!!! However I think this one is better.



An absoltuely hot blonde sits down at the bar. She was tall and beautifully built in all the right places. The bartender walks over to her and asks her what she would like.



"I would like a Scotch and water." The bartender obliged and she downed the drink in a few minutes.



The bartender asked her if she would like another. "Yes, Please only make it a double." She replied and again she downed the drink in a short period of time.



The bartender asked her if she wanted another. She replied "Yes but no water this time. Straight up." So the bartender fixed her the drink. Much to his surprise he observes her dropping a viagra pill into the drink.



Of Course now he was curious. So he walks over to the blonde and asks "Miss I am sorry. I have seen you drink Scotch and water for almost 20 minutes now. Twice. That would make anyone quite drunk. Now you've asked for a third straight up and you drop a viagra pill in the drink. Can I ask why?"



"Well gee silly" she said "The other two drinks weren't stiff enough."



Great Dumb Blonde Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

heres a sit u can go to for reference:) http://www.basicjokes.com/blonde.php



Great Dumb Blonde Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

LMAO!



Great Dumb Blonde Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

lol im blonde and i even got a giggle



Great Dumb Blonde Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

LOL.. saw that one coming...



SNOWBOARDER



Great Dumb Blonde Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Good one.



Great Dumb Blonde Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

thanx for the laugh



Great Dumb Blonde Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

I love it!



Great Dumb Blonde Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Wow !!!



A very good one.



My girl friend is a



very beautiful Blondie.



She nearly "died"



laughing !!!! Thanks a lot...



Great Dumb Blonde Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

hehe



Great Dumb Blonde Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

LOL. It's a goodie. LOL.



Great Dumb Blonde Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

lmao yeah your a trip i have you on my watch list

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