Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Funny Blonde Joke (no offense)?

Star if you like- best response gets 10 points



A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''



The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''



Funny Blonde Joke (no offense)?

you know why there are so many blonde joke for brunettes can understand them



hahahaha



Funny Blonde Joke (no offense)?

LOL nice, funny



Funny Blonde Joke (no offense)?

gosh, that is SOOO OLD.



Funny Blonde Joke (no offense)?

hahahahahahahahahaha



Funny Blonde Joke (no offense)?

An ending I did not expect. It was really funny. You have a gift.



Funny Blonde Joke (no offense)?

OMG!!!! Just too funny



Funny Blonde Joke (no offense)?

haha i like that one



Funny Blonde Joke (no offense)?

haha



i love it



and i love your name.... Harry Potter ROX



Funny Blonde Joke (no offense)?

haha this is funny but for more of the jokes like it search ur gay on google and click the first one.



Funny Blonde Joke (no offense)?

offense taken



Funny Blonde Joke (no offense)?

hahahahahaha who says dummies cant talk haha



Funny Blonde Joke (no offense)?

Are you sure it was because she was blonde? After all, you said he was in Arkansas.



Funny Blonde Joke (no offense)?

Damn right! those puppets are sooo annoying! Good for her for standing up to him. lol..!



Funny Blonde Joke (no offense)?

LOL A THUMBS UP!



Funny Blonde Joke (no offense)?

That's funny. She proved herself wrong right then and there. Poor girl. I really like this one. I read your other one about the lady and her goose in a bar. It was also funny. Star 4 U!



Funny Blonde Joke (no offense)?

Oh My....That is way too funny, it reminds me of another blonde joke, it goes like this:



One day a blonde is driving down the road and she sees another blonde rowing her boat in the middle of a corn field. So she pulls over and jumps out of her car and starts screaming "You know what, it is dumb blondes like you that give smart blondes like me a bad name! Man if I could swim, I would swim out there and kick youR butt!"



P.S. I LOVE BLONDE JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!



Funny Blonde Joke (no offense)?

ha lol

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