Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Please dont get offended... I thought it was cute?

A young ventriloquist is touring clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting.



"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person... because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general... and all in the name of humor!"



The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"



Please dont get offended... I thought it was cute?

I agree with you, It's certainly one of the cuter dumb blond jokes I've heard.



Please dont get offended... I thought it was cute?

That is hilarious! Thanks for making me laugh!!!



Please dont get offended... I thought it was cute?

nice one, thanks for posting it for us and hope you stay happy for all your life. lol. well thats all i gota say.



Please dont get offended... I thought it was cute?

I didn't even see it coming...



Please dont get offended... I thought it was cute?

I've heard this one before, but I forgot all about it. Thanks for making another blonde's day!!! (Got any more jokes?)



Please dont get offended... I thought it was cute?

okay, I'm I like , never mind.



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Please dont get offended... I thought it was cute?

Again "I" love stupid blond jokes. Give it a 7.



Please dont get offended... I thought it was cute?

Yep.



Please dont get offended... I thought it was cute?

Hilarious!! Thanks for making me smile!!! i would give that a 9.



Please dont get offended... I thought it was cute?

HILARIOUS! Made my ay a little better



Thanks!



Please dont get offended... I thought it was cute?

LOL..... hilarious... stupid blonde.



Please dont get offended... I thought it was cute?

Yeah, that proves his point alright. lol



Please dont get offended... I thought it was cute?

That's great!! I needed a good laugh.



Please dont get offended... I thought it was cute?

LOL



Please dont get offended... I thought it was cute?

hahaha..............



Please dont get offended... I thought it was cute?

LOL. I love this joke! LOL.



Thanks for the laugh, and have a great evening!

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