Thursday, July 30, 2009

Don't piss off this blond?

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little **** on your knee."



Don't piss off this blond?

What a dumb blond. I feel the same way if she were talking to the ventriloquist, since I am a blond myself.



Don't piss off this blond?

whatevur



Don't piss off this blond?

And... what's the question here



Don't piss off this blond?

Good one!



I have a blond niece that can tell every blond joke in the world, I think.



Don't piss off this blond?

Hay, I just read that one in Reader's Digest. It was ok.



Don't piss off this blond?

thanks for sharing



Don't piss off this blond?

Very interesting. :)



Don't piss off this blond?

this is very very old but a goodie 閳?br>Don't piss off this blond?



good one..... I have not heard it before. I wondered where this was going right up to the punch line.



Bet i remember it !



Don't piss off this blond?

LOL. A good one!



Thanks for all the laughs.



Have a great weekend!



Don't piss off this blond?

thanks... you made me smile



proud to be a brunette!



...i've got no grudge to all the blondes in the world, though...



Don't piss off this blond?

loved it, thanks.

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